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This is not a test, this is your Emergency Bacon Supply Broadcast System.

Announcing the commencement of the annual bacon dispense sanctioned by UFS.

Kitchen Frying Pans of class four and lower have been authorized for use during the cookoff. All other pans are restricted. Bacon officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity and shall not be panned.

Commencing at the siren, any and all bacon (including jerky) will be eaten for 12 continuous hours. Ketchup, mustard, and brown sauce will be legal for 12 continuous hours.

Nuts will be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m, when the annual bacon dispense concludes.

Blessed be our new founding bacon king... An universe reborn. May the bacon be with you all.
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